OMG. Another multiple days, another CB post of Kari Byron Pics here at The Beef.
These two pics are from the end credits of the "Bottle Flight" episode. Can't say I'm wild about the credits, but those are some pretty rockin' shades.
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(Those of you, including CB, who have contacted me about sorting more pics, I will be emailing you shortly. If any other obsessives want to help, nuclearbeef at gmai l dot dot d0t com.)
Here's two CB selected pics of Kari Byron smiling in the forest. Awesome.
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Wonder what that weird pink splotch on her cheek is. Could Kari be a moonlighting rodeo clown?
Minimal editorial content, all Kari all the time. Thanks to CB for picking these framegrabs out of the massive pile of frames I have.
I even wrote some perl to generate HTML for Kari posts, so Kari won't have wonder why there haven't been more updates!
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Kari, as she often does.. thinks this new arrangement RAWKS.
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(If anyone else wants to help pick pics, nuclearbeef AT gmail DOT DOT DOT COM)
Here's some Kari Byron Pics with not much commentary. I'm really busy lately, but I frequently want to blog, and that's almost the same thing, isn't it?
Kari doesn't understand why I don't update more often, either!
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What 'chu talkin' bout, darwin?
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(If anyone wants to help me sort Kari pics, I will post more of them. I have a kabillion screenshots, I just need the help. But though there are thousands of you, none seem willing to help. nuclearbeef AT gmail D0t com. Shouts out to my homies.)
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I'm really excited. I think these tests went extremely well. I mean, we found the butter zone : about one-third full is exactly what we need.The Hackers reference to the butter zone :
PHREAK : I'm sorry, we're sorry, just checking out your fly laptop!
NIKON : Yeah, it's hyped, you know... you're in the butter zone now, baby.
Is Kari Byron a fan of 'Hackers'? We report, you decide...
(Shouts go out to S. who is a fan of Hackers. Remember, no obscene comments about Kari. If any of you obsessives want to help me sort and post screencaps of Kari, please email nuclearbeef AT gmail.com. )
Ok, so it's half past midnight and I don't feel like thinking up a post title. The title doesn't really matter anyway, does it?
Because I've got some more Kari Byron Pics!
Here's Kari with a mischevious smile and a stripedy shirt. I'm not sure what episode this is from, but this is a bit of a different hairstyle and color for her. Nice!
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And here she is in that same yellow shirt from the car pancake episode. This is from the scene where her and Tory are buying the big rigs.
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Enjoy! And remember, obscene comments will be junked. Please don't waste your time or mine!
(I'm sorry for the delay, but I was hoping that some of the people who responded to my last plea for help would have picked some Kari Pics out for you all. Unfortunately, that didn't really pan out... probably because it took me so long to set everything up and mail everyone back. So, if there are those among you many Kari Byron fans who really have what it takes to wade through thousands of screenshots and providing them to me in a reasonable fashion... please email me at nuclearbeef AT gmail D0t com. Shouts out to Anthony V, who is down with Kari Byron.)
Someone in comments asked for pics of Kari "with her natural colored hair" but I've yet to see an episode where she has natural looking hair. However, she does seem to have dyed her hair black sometime in the middle of the Vodka Myths/Car Pancake episode. For those of you who might not know who Kari is -- or actually read my blog for someone other than Kari Byron pics -- she's a builder on Mythbusters and also cute as hell.
Here's the unbelievably coy "before" pic, when Kari went to pick up the soon-to-be-pancaked car.
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And here's the "after" pic, with the black hair. Kari gives her opinion of two semi-trucks crashing into a compact car.
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Enjoy! Remember, no obscene comments. For really real!
(NOTE: If any of you legion of Kari Byron fans out there want to help me sort through the mountains of frames which my new capture technique produces, please mail nuclearbeef @AT@ gmail d0t com. You guys give me so many hits that I'd like to be able to streamline the process of posting the pics, but without diminishing the quality of the individual pics. Let me know, true believers!)
I know that at least half of my traffic is from deranged internet stalkers my fellow Kari Byron fans, so here's two more pics. These are from the same episode as the Gun Cotton, the "Chinese Invasion Alarm" episode.
Here's Kari, obviously very glad to have a loaded cannon!
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And this is just a classic Kari look...
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Enjoy! Remember, no obscene comments. Really!
Here's two Kari Byron pics, in response to a request in comments for screen shots from the recent Mythbusters episode where Adam and Jamie ask Kari to create Gun Cotton for their Civil War Cannon. Unfortunately there weren't a lot of good frames, because they cut to her very quickly and the camera is moving. These are the best of the bunch.
Here's Kari with a look of chagrin, immediately after being told she's going to make this dangerous stuff.
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And here she is with her characteristic can-do, half-bemused smile. This is the look that says 'Best. Job. Ever.'
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Enjoy! Remember, no obscene comments.
(As an aside, the larger images are now 640×480, instead of 800×600. This is because of my new (much easier) screenshot technique. Considering that 800×600 is only a blowup of this 640×480, I figure you'll live. If anyone has very strong opinions on pic sizes, leave them in comments.)
By overwhelming popular demand.. here's some Scottie Chapman pics, from her recent appearance on Monster Garage. Ok, so it was only one girl who asked in comments, but she asked nicely!
First, we have Scottie Giving us her classic look. Striking but almost.. bemused?
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And here we have Scottie doing what she does best. Welding the hell out of something!
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Enjoy! And please, no rude comments.
(I recently worked out a new (much easier) screenshot method, so I'll be going through old episodes of mythbusters for Kari and Scottie screen caps. Holla. Shouts out to Darby and Poeks, Scottie fans both.)
Here's two more pics for all you Kari Byron fans out there. These pics are from the Mythbusters episode where they tested the hair cream decapitation myth.
First, here's Kari striking a classic pose with her umbrella. Sorta reminds me of Scarlett O'Hara or something. Or Mary Poppins, I guess.
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And here's the smile under that umbrella from the opposite angle. She looks a bit surprised here, too..
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Enjoy, and please, no filthy comments. Till next time..
I know I've been slacking on the Kari pics, but Discovery Channel has been slacking on the new episodes of Mythbusters. That's my excuse! I suppose I should get some caps from old eps but I'm busy reading Groo comics. So here's two nice pictures of Kari interacting with Mythbuster Adam Savage.
First, we have Kari on the dock talking about the shark myths in that infamous episode.
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And then, a special dedication to the skinheads out there... Kari Byron in a flight jacket. Oi.
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Enjoy. Also please no filthy comments, huh?
Here's a Monday night long distance dedication to all the Kari Byron fans who regularly make obscene comments about Kari in the comments pay us a friendly visit here at The Beef. You've been very patient, suffering waiting all through Nuclear Beef Remix Week for another glimpse of the rare and radiant Kari Byron from the Mythbusters. Today we have a special treat for you perverts true Kari fans out there! Kari in a bikini from the Mythbusters Shark Week Episode.
First, we have Kari hearing the good news about Buster punching that shark in the face.
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I can't come up with a witty tagline for this one. I'm too busy ogling Kari's mind-boggling fitness.
As Ali G might say :
"Girl, you is well fit."
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Enjoy. And please, no obscene comments or I'll have to waste my time censoring them. Thanks!
Remember when Michael Dukakis had that photo op in the tank? He's got nothing on Kari Byron from Mythbusters.
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And here she is showing her unique and mysterious glow. That's what photographers call "Magic Hour," huh?
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Enjoy. Remember, no obscene comments.
(Next week Nuclear Beef has some big plans for a set of mp3 posts. Until then, I'm clearing out some of my Kari Byron Pics backlog.. stay tuned for.. Nuclear Beef's Remix Week!)
Phew. I've been out of state for the last week, but now I'm back.. with a vengence! Oh, and some more... Kari Byron pics! Today we have a pair of pics of Kari's radiant smile.
For those who are late to the party, Kari is a builder on Mythbusters.
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Enjoy, guys! And remember, please, no obscene comments.
As "Adam Savage" said in a comment on a previous post :seriously, who would leave creepy stalkish comments, and honestly expect a favorable reply from, uh, anyone?
Here's a pair of Kari Byron pics from the Mythbusters episode where the build team tried to loop a playground swing.
Here's Kari rocking the fixed-arm swing at the circus school :
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And here she is.. rocking the 80s wristbands and headband, like she was Olivia Newton John :
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Enjoy.
(NOTE: If you leave filthy, nasty, overly lewd or insulting comments for Kari, I will censor them. Cmon now, have a little class, huh?)
A few months ago, I posted two pics of Kari Byron, MythBuster from the Discovery Channel show. I noted that she is, well, smoking hot. Apparently the good people of the Internet agree, because they keep leaving love notes to Kari in the comments of that post.
Never let it be said that I resist giving the people what they want.
This post is the inagural post of a new category here at The Beef... Kari Byron Pics. I wonder how Kari feels about it?
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That's right, Kari.. this new category ROCKS.
For those who are late to the party, Kari is a whip-smart builder for the MythBusters. When she's not building weird mechanical devices.. she's looking like a movie starlet from the 1930s.
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Enjoy, guys.. feel free to leave your devotional pleas in the comments.
(And Kari? Holler at a brother! nuclearbeef AT gmail dot dot dot com)
Just a quick entry to point out the obvious :
Mythbusters builder Kari Byron is smoking hot.
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(Hoo.. Lawdy. The fact that she can build stuff doesn't hurt either. Of course, Scottie Chapman (on the left in the top pic) is a great builder and quite a cutie herself...)
UPDATE: Kari and Scottie have rocketed to the top of my search terms. You're blowing up, ladies! Feel free to drop me a mail at nuclearbeef AT gmail dot com if you want to hang!
FURTHER UPDATE: Nuclear Beef now has an entire category dedicated to Kari Byron Pics. Enjoy.