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Wacky German Freestyle Cheese Rave Audio Beef Today. Black Dildo, Shaun Baker, DJ Falk and Longy give your eardrums a proper fucking.

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'Freestyle Fucker - DJ Falk and Longy Single Mix'
by Black Dildo featuring Shaun Baker, remix by DJ Falk and Longy.
From the 2005 CD Single Freestyle Fucker on Media Records Germany.

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Rave may be dead, but the weird cheesy dance music keeps on coming. Today's slice of choice Beef is from the mostly loathsome genre known as 'Freestyle' which is basically a mix of cheese trance, happy hardcore and hip house. Yes, it's about as good as it sounds. If you don't know what any of those genres are, consult Ishkur's Guide To Electronic Music and reel in horror as you realize how truly awful the pedigree of 'Freestyle' really is.

Nevertheless, we here at The Beef are all about Kari Byron quality weird music and 'Freestyle Fucker' is right up our alley. By my count there are four different German people involved in the making of this mix of this song, and apparently all of them were really into Shaun Baker's Teutonic lisp of these awesomer lyrics:

I'm the man in town
I'm a sexy lady fucker
I get around
Cause I dress to impress
When I go out to dance
I drive a big shiny car
I leave nothing to chance
I'm the living black dildo
To fuck your ass
Make you come
So listen up when I say
I'm the only one (2x)
I'm a freestyle fucker!

Except for the stuff about the shiny car and going out to dance, those could be GWAR lyrics. What the hell is wrong with German people? I mean, this song was obviously popular enough to merit a license and a CD single release. I thought the German charts were more about Schnappi, Das Kleine Krokodil than obscene crap trance from anthromorphized sex toys. Goes to show what I know about Germans, huh? Esse miene schiesse! Ramm... stein! Big ups to all the freestyle fuckers out there, you know who you are.

(Extra special annoyed-me-until-I-linked-him shoutouts to Spitler at Why Aren't I Famous?, a new MP3 blog or something.)

Posted by darwin at 01:21 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Although I originally worried that it would be cartoonish, I became a fan of the FX Network TV drama 'Over There'. What can I say, I'm an Iraq War junkie and a fan of ensemble cast serial TV drama. 'Over There' managed to transplant the formula into a plausible Iraq, and the cast made the best of what was in some cases quite awful dialogue. Unfortunately, 'Over There' has been cancelled, because Americans are about as interested in watching a drama about the war in Iraq as they are paying attention to the actual war. I guess we can go back to watching old M*A*S*H* re-runs.

15 year old IMDB User 'stealthguitar7' has the final word, for all those who threw a hissy fit about.. a TV show.

OK as a 15 year old teen i know a lot about the military for MY age and i plan to join the army (thought of it even before this show)and lath those who have so selflessly severed our beloved country i must say this. LIGHTIN THE HECK UP ITS ONLY A FREAKIN T.V. SHOW I MEAN THERE NOT RIGHTIN A BOOK REPORT. with that said were are still titled to our own thoughts and ideas so just live and let lie after all its only Hollywood.any ways what i think about the series is that its the best perspective we have on whats going on over there (besides those who have been over there) i know this because its the ONLY view we have besides the new and i think they should continue making this show for as long as they can and hey for all of u "haters" as other teens say then i say just don't watch it i mean if u have gone through at least 6 weeks of basic then i know u can turn the freakin channel i mean come on i can.

(Thanks to q-ball for the hookup.)

Posted by darwin at 11:21 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)