Nuclear Beef

Weird Euro Pop Audio Beef Today. Aqua and The Chixie Dicks prove that less English songwriting ability is more better.

by the Chixie Dicks, from their 2004 album Sluts Of The Industry

(First, I need to note that that there is no buy link for this album, and I can't even find mp3s of it. Yeah, I know. They're supposed to be on Tribe Records but that page is broken. The email address listed bounces. It's a mystery to me. I guess Tribe Records is a failed Norweigan record label. The closest thing I can find to a buy link is this, which is a link to this CD single at some Norweigan store. I can't speak Norwegian, but I think Bestillingsvare: sendes vanligvis innen 1 - 5 virkedager means that they can order it in 1-5 days. In other words, their database is obsolete. This thing doesn't exist on the web. Anyone with information can feel free to contact me at nuclearbeef AT gmail dot com)

Today's Audio Beef is a slice of weird Euro-Dance Pop Music. I think they're actually kinda serious about it, but it's hard to be sure from this one song. This page, though written in Norweigan, seems to indicate that the Chixie Dicks are Runar Lindin and PV Staff. It also, confusingly enough, says that this song is a cover of a song by Aqua of 'Barbie Girl' ... um.. fame. I haven't heard the original, but I'm pretty confident that it sounds not too much like this. I certainly hope it doesn't.

Oooh, straight or gay,
You swing it either way!
You've got to whip it up,
Into a frenzy!


Ooh! It's what you feel,
Yes, it's my shock for real!
Flash it, it's no big deal!

This song makes me Donna Martin Graduate crazy. That's good.. sorta.

(Shouts out to the Dixie Chicks, Chicks With Dicks, Chicks With Dicks That Would Put Mine To Shame Part 2, &c.)