Kari Byron's Killer Shark Bikini
Here's a Monday night long distance dedication to all the Kari Byron fans who regularly make obscene comments about Kari in the comments pay us a friendly visit here at The Beef. You've been very patient, suffering waiting all through Nuclear Beef Remix Week for another glimpse of the rare and radiant Kari Byron from the Mythbusters. Today we have a special treat for you perverts true Kari fans out there! Kari in a bikini from the Mythbusters Shark Week Episode.
First, we have Kari hearing the good news about Buster punching that shark in the face.
I can't come up with a witty tagline for this one. I'm too busy ogling Kari's mind-boggling fitness.
As Ali G might say :
"Girl, you is well fit."
Enjoy. And please, no obscene comments or I'll have to waste my time censoring them. Thanks!


Comments
Shameless. Simply shameless. You, Darwin. Not the lovely Kari. : )
Posted by: Amber | August 16, 2005 09:53 PM
[ um. yeah. ]
Posted by: Steve | August 19, 2005 09:47 PM
G'day from Australia im a huge myth busters fan I love the show and I love Kari!! Everytime I see her I melt inside, im in deep smit. I know this isnt going to happen but if anyone reading this knows Kari give her my e-mail keithawilliams@dodo.com.au Love you Kari ox
Posted by: keith williams | August 22, 2005 05:14 AM
Beautiful women are a dime a dozen on tv. I think the reason Kari has struck a chord with a lot of people is she doesn't seem to be trying to be a celebrity. She seems to have a full life that doesn't include dating Jared Leto or getting drunk with Paris Hilton. As much as I'd like to see more of her in revealing outfits I kind of hope she doesn't end up doing a spread in Maxim or getting her own show on E! It's almost better that she's in the supporting cast, if she had her own show it would inevitably lead to overexposure and ruin her mystique.
Posted by: Anthony | August 23, 2005 11:27 PM
Yeah, she seems really genuine, which is rare for someone who can be comfortable in front of a camera. Also she can do stuff, and that's sexy. I agree it isn't so much that she's physically beautiful, though she's that, too. It's that she kicks ass.
... on TV.
Welcome to The Beef, Anthony Pornhater!
=darwin
Posted by: Darwin | August 24, 2005 01:27 AM
I found on a website Kari's birthday listed as 11/18/74. Is she really over 30, she looks about 20.
Posted by: Jstone | August 25, 2005 12:29 AM
I have always liked Mythbusters. Lots of fun watching the crew debunk and prove urban legends and such. WISH I had their job! Kari is gorgeous, has a lovely smile, amazing personality and a great sense of humor. Plus it doesn't hurt that she has an amazing body :p Keep up the great work here!
Posted by: jt1138 | August 31, 2005 06:16 PM
I think Kari is a dool. She's pretty, sexy, fun and funny. She's really more atractive than pretty in the clasical sense, and I like that better. She's the ideal Bride of Count Dorktacula, having worked making D&D figures and stuff. She reminds me of another Kari, Kari Wurr. Better though, no unsightly plastic surgery making her all tarted up.
Posted by: Mike McCarthy | August 31, 2005 10:50 PM
I don't know … I think Kari ruins the show. I really dig the Busters and I can't stop laughing and gasping over all the hilarious myths that Adam and Jamie bust. But every time Kari is on, all I can think of is how gorgeous she is. And I'm not even a nerd! Kari – love you, and hate you. (But mostly love, of course.)
Posted by: mat | September 5, 2005 03:52 AM
My God, what can I say? This woman MUST be the most incredible person on TV today!
Posted by: Stian | September 5, 2005 04:31 PM
Brainy, artsy, in shape, with a great smile and red hair.
Jeebus, she's the perfect woman....
Posted by: Andy | September 15, 2005 01:06 AM
I totally agree with what Anthony said on August 23, 2005, could not have put it better myself! Kari Byron is simply the best!! She’s got this whole non-celebrity vibe, and that’s what I like about her.
Posted by: Steven | September 21, 2005 09:51 PM
Wow! Look at that stomach! :b
Somehow I doubt she picked that bikini herself - her other clothes are so much cooler.
I think Jamie and Adam just took Kari along on the Shark episode so they could watch her walk around in a bikini.
She should dump her boyfriend, stop being a vegitarian and marry me.
Posted by: Alex | September 28, 2005 06:01 AM
I really don't want to ofend anyone, but I think some of you guys are exagerating, It is true that kari is gorgeous. but (and let's face it) she's not going to marry any of you. Plus, some guys talk about her as if they knew her (you know: she's got a great personality etc..) but unless you really know her (I bet some of you do)you shouldn't be so sure about your coments, I mean, what if she worships satan?. we wouldn't know if we don't really know her.
please excuse if my "words" were ofensive, seriously
Posted by: Bob | October 2, 2005 11:22 PM
She really does ruin the show. I agree with that.
But I dont want her to not be on it.
Posted by: Matt | October 5, 2005 08:24 PM
I don't know how, but she's managed to invade my dreams...
Posted by: Franz | October 6, 2005 02:22 PM
Kari, you are hot. I love you. I wanna .... you
Posted by: Kari's biggest fan | October 10, 2005 08:57 AM
I think Kari has brought a new glow to the show and has won mythbusters many new fans.
Posted by: Dawood Sohail | October 14, 2005 01:10 AM
Isn't it about time someone set up a proper fansite for Kari?
Posted by: jstone | October 22, 2005 12:26 AM
to bob: none of us really care. We'll probably never really know her in person, but we want to dream. So we'll dream.
Posted by: random | October 22, 2005 10:12 PM
OK obsessed ! But what skin what a body that face that lauched a thousand thoughts of lust I can only hope there is another one at home like her ! Are you kiding nobdy is like her.
Posted by: John | October 27, 2005 04:59 PM
I wonder if Kari knows about all the stuff about her on the net and that so many guys find her totally gorgeous
Posted by: jstone | October 29, 2005 02:12 AM
[ filthy comment deleted. thanks for nothing. ]
Posted by: Anonymous | October 30, 2005 12:08 PM
[ nope. ]
Posted by: Anonymous | October 30, 2005 09:53 PM
[ nope. ]
Posted by: Anonymous | October 30, 2005 09:56 PM
[ nope. ]
Posted by: Sawyer Olglesby | October 31, 2005 09:06 PM
I love her!
Posted by: Anthony | November 1, 2005 04:32 PM
CENSOR THIS!!! HO!
[ hey, calling me a 'Ho' is perfectly ok. Scott La Rock had 'em all.. -ed]
Posted by: Adam Savage | November 1, 2005 07:56 PM
[ yet another censored comment. how dull. ]
Posted by: Phil Herup | November 2, 2005 07:00 AM
a girl that gets dirty,and wrenches & cuts with a torch. what could be more beautiful. She is the hottest thing since Gwen. I absolutely luv her.
Posted by: john | November 5, 2005 12:37 AM
"She should dump her boyfriend, stop being a vegitarian and marry me."
Now, don't censor this, this is apparently a sexual fact!
I've heard vegetarian girls... taste a lot sweeter.
[ I won't censor you if you don't say rude things ABOUT Kari. Of course, I reserve the right.]
Posted by: Anonymous | November 5, 2005 01:34 AM
She is wonderfull !!! I love You Kari !!!!
pzdr from Poland
Posted by: Mateusz Obidzińśki | November 12, 2005 04:54 AM
Hey good thing I found a site where the admin gets rid of the bad comments, this is rare!
Now: KARI I LUUUUvvvvvvvvvvvvv YOU SOoo muchhh!!!
Who's the cutiest co-hoster in this World???? KARI!!
I'm allways so full of joy when I see her!! Even when she's drunk like the "Celular vs beer" episode about driving.
And even when she's sad... Wanna hold and her... like the episode about chinise torture... (that was mean, they should have used Scott, or that guy who beleaves he's funny (that one allways tryng to set up something for Adam, young one, short hair, SOMEONE KICK HIM OUT THAT PROGRAM))
Posted by: Manganiac | November 21, 2005 02:11 AM
The admins and moderators of this site are complete pussies. Do you have any genitalia at all, you hyper-moral idiots?
[ um. yes. the difference between us and you... is that in addition to our genitalia, we have this thing called class. look it up in the dictionary. -ed ]
Posted by: plank | November 28, 2005 06:03 PM
Kari is beautiful woman!Nice pics!
Posted by: lpmaskmancick | December 2, 2005 05:57 AM
my go as a lesbian there is no hotter woman than kari!!
Posted by: claire | December 8, 2005 06:40 AM
SHE IS VERY SEXY :p ISN'T SHE?
MYTHBUSTERS IS GREAT I WATCH EVRYDAY THE NEW EPISODE
(^_^)
PS KARI MArry ME :P
YOUR FAN
Posted by: PROSLAYER | December 8, 2005 12:11 PM
I am glad I found this great place of wonder and hope. My life has gotten so much better now. Mythbusters was great before Kari was on it, but now... it's a gift from God (or any other person of worship. I must respet all.) I am so happy! As a redneck I once knew would say..."She is FIRE!!!!" I agree. Kari is very much so fire. Keep up the good work! I love you forever now. Did I tell you I am also a really sad person with no life?
Posted by: Thom Mac | December 17, 2005 10:06 PM
Does Kari know about this site?
Posted by: Thom Mac | December 17, 2005 10:09 PM
Man look at that awesome, sexy stomack, I mean dude i'm sweating as i write this thing and when i see her on t.v. she always looks so hot.
Posted by: Eddie | December 18, 2005 07:12 PM
Dudes she's all toned and stuff. Also i think that vegitarians are sweater and in this case alot sexier.
Posted by: Andy | December 18, 2005 07:17 PM
Guys does Kari even know this site exists, hopefully she does and know all this guys see mythbusters because she's in it, and hopefully does alot of more stuff at the beach.
Posted by: Eddie | December 18, 2005 07:19 PM
KARI YOU'RE TOTALLY SEXY AND I WANT TO SEE YOU MANY MORE TIMES DOING SHOWS AT THE BEACH WITH YOUR BIKINI ON (FORGET THE BIKINI).
Posted by: BILLY | December 18, 2005 07:22 PM
That's the way I like my women, with no tattoos or body piercings. She is perfect and she looks like a goddess!
Posted by: Eddie | December 19, 2005 08:55 AM
I'm a big mythbusters fan and Kari with her nice body makes it even better! rock on girl
Posted by: chris | December 26, 2005 04:07 AM
hé kari, just be your gorgeous you... I love your smile and hope to see you for a long time to come on mythbusters couse your the reason I watch.
If you ever come to holland...?
Posted by: willem | January 2, 2006 07:00 AM
Kari is so totally smokin hot. They should give her more than a few seconds on the camera.
Posted by: ian | January 11, 2006 03:09 AM
im 14 and i think shes hot xD
Posted by: Jimmy | January 17, 2006 06:09 PM
Ohhhhhh, my >sigh
How many crunches does she have to do to get abs like that?
>sigh
Posted by: Steve | January 18, 2006 01:46 PM
ME FROM THE U OF K AGAIN! OMYGOD! NIIIICE! I SAY AGAIN, PERKY [Nope. -ed]
Posted by: PAUL O | January 26, 2006 07:44 AM
[nope -ed]
Posted by: brian | January 26, 2006 10:27 AM
your hot kari you should be a model
Posted by: brian | January 26, 2006 10:29 AM
get some pics of kari in the silver space suit when they tried the myth again except wit her in silver paint. that would be greatly appreciated
Posted by: ken | January 26, 2006 06:36 PM
Diese alte ist so Geil das mir die Augen rausfallen beim Fehrnsehn.
She is so cuet that my eyeball are falling out while I see her on TV!
Posted by: Hans | February 1, 2006 09:32 PM
hey why can't All sceince teacher look like you?!
Posted by: john | February 9, 2006 02:59 AM
I agree that Kari is super hot, but i think a lot of you guys have no life and are WAYYYY too obsessed with her...there are other redheads out there!
Posted by: Mike | February 12, 2006 03:28 PM
i love kari she's super hotttt if anyone know's her tell her to give me an email novascotia92@hotmail.com
Posted by: j | February 13, 2006 01:16 PM
The Mythbusters was cool before Kari, But now I don't a single episode :)
She is SMOKIN HOT!!!
Posted by: Warren D Clark | February 18, 2006 03:08 PM
She's awesome... I usually never like redheads, but she's so cute. No obsessive feelings here, respect :)
Dave
Posted by: Dave | February 20, 2006 12:13 PM
God I love redheads.
Posted by: that one dude | February 24, 2006 03:31 PM
I never said "Man look at that awesome, sexy stomack, I mean dude i'm sweating as i write this thing and when i see her on t.v. she always looks so hot." I would like to know who said that as me. Tell at once!
Posted by: Thom Mac | February 26, 2006 09:29 PM
Woops, nevermind. I looked at it wrong. Sorry Eddie!
Posted by: Thom Mac | February 26, 2006 09:31 PM
Karlik4
Posted by: Karlik1 | March 3, 2006 10:45 PM
I LOVE HER!!!
Posted by: SpikeBad | March 4, 2006 01:35 PM
Playboy needs to get a hold of Kari.Now.
Posted by: james | March 5, 2006 02:00 AM
Yea that dush bag that called kari a "slut" ? he neeeds to go die that stupid kid thinks he knows women ? omg sobody I will hire somebody to kill him.(or at least tell him to FU#$ OFF)
[ ed -- btw, I didn't spot that comment, it is now junked. thanks for mentioning it. ]
Posted by: Cornbread | March 6, 2006 06:25 PM
Whoa! Didn't know there were so many Kari lovers out there. Well, does Kari really know about this site? If she does, she is doing an amazing job when she's on tv. I mean, she doesn't look nervous at all though all of us are staring at her with drewling mouths.
I'm like the only dude in Sweden that even knows about her.It's a pity. :(
At the first moment I saw her, I fell in love with her. She is truly the woman of my dreams.
Jag älskar henne! Suck...
Posted by: Anonymous | March 15, 2006 07:04 AM
She is amazing in the bikini... epecially those striking abs, oh man she is so fit.
She can do more bikini shots is just fine with me.. but no Maxim (though it would help with wider exposure) and definately no Playboy.. allow her to be the tomboy she is... you have to love that.
Posted by: RpG | March 21, 2006 12:11 AM
Forget all your movie stars and models, Kari is what all women should look and act like! Besides being beautiful, she funny and good with her hands! How can you get better than a gorgeous woman who doesn't get embarrassed farting on TV! (the man who farted himself to death myth). Kari is the prefect woman.
Posted by: Rob | March 25, 2006 10:16 PM
if miricles hapend i would meet Kari. Speaking sereously, she is one of the most beautiful girl on earth - Portugal
Posted by: Dani | April 7, 2006 02:09 AM
I love Kari!she is a beautiful woman,clever and very lovely!
Posted by: Benzin | April 16, 2006 03:26 AM
Your photo with the washboard stomach is a bit out of date. kari has been getting a bit flabby in the most recent episodes. I still love her though
Posted by: Adnan | April 23, 2006 01:01 PM
Btw, we're a bit behind in the UK. If she's got fit again since I apologise- I don't want my lovely Kari getting anorexic if she sees my post.
Posted by: adnan | April 23, 2006 01:05 PM
No dude, you're not the only swedish ;)
du gamla du fria
Posted by: Sweden | April 30, 2006 02:05 PM
Dude, jag är också fran sverige, känner som du :)
Posted by: Sverige | April 30, 2006 02:09 PM
I love mythbusters!!! and Adam and Jamie are very funny... they always make me laugh... All of young myth busters are grait but Kari Byron is so lovely... she has the most beautiful smile on earth!!! she is realy cute!!! and Mythbusters... I searched on the net but I'm not shure I can buy your stuff like T-shirts or hats... if there is any way you can send in Europe--->Slovenia please write me on my email... I would be very glad!!!
Posted by: Rok | May 1, 2006 11:35 AM
Okay: Kari doesn't look at your guys little notes to her, and if she does/did, she probably wishes she hadn't. She's not going to marry you. She's not going to be a centerfold (and this, I must say, would ruin the reasons she is so appreciated). Only seeing her every once in a while is what keeps all of (you or us? I'm hesitant to include myself ;D) interested. That, and she's quite charming. I hope no one posting on here thinks they're going to become her best buddy by posting creepy, slimy things -- if she even DID read it, what about what you say here would make her want to do anything except vomit?
Now, I like her (apparently NOT as much as the "next guy") and I also give major props to the realistic, respectable, POSTpubecent members of this... dealy.
finished ranting.
Posted by: kyle | May 3, 2006 11:05 PM
PS times 2:
1. thanks go out to admin for keeping things tidy
and 2. I guess maybe in translation things probably become a lot creepier, words lose subtle details and connotation -- or maybe the whole opposite hemisphere is made of whackjobs. Yeah, that sounds right ;D (not that we don't have our share. And, of course, the blatantly obscene comments are distinguishable, don't try to hide behind that lame excuse).
ok! ^^; really done.
seriously.
Posted by: kylle | May 3, 2006 11:15 PM
i love you kariiiiiiiiii please marry me i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu my beautiful baby
Posted by: teutonsharky | May 7, 2006 10:25 AM
Have you seen the FHM video for Kari Byron. She prances about and squeals like an airhead bimbo.
http://www.fhmus.com/webtv.asp?idx_id=1146
Posted by: adnan | May 17, 2006 06:01 AM
Just wanted to give another vote for Kari being the sexiest women on TV. Lots of stupid comments could be made about her, but it's sufficed to say I’m awestruck every time she graces my television.
Posted by: Calum | May 25, 2006 09:34 AM
A beauiful woman that knows her way around a wrench and enjoys building things? I'm in love! Kari rocks!
Posted by: JMAC | June 24, 2006 09:05 PM
Definately "Girl next door" appeal, playmate material for sure. Mechanical inclination to boot!? She could help me trouble-shoot any time. Don't ever change.
Posted by: 951North | June 27, 2006 12:16 AM
i found this page searching a specific myth of mythbusters...and i found this!...kari´s atracctives are not only her body (and face...wait a minut...she has about 30?...shes look soo young)..some ones are, her intelligence, her entusiasmic personality, her funny comments...i think that is more popular than adam & jamie, is the "secret star" of the program...that is "TRUE"
Posted by: -D- | June 30, 2006 12:52 PM
i think u are the hottest women i have ever seen
Posted by: johnny | July 14, 2006 02:36 PM
She does have a tattoo. Go back and look at the video where her backside was cast (btw, look closely: nice thong!). At the beginning of the clip (her right side) on the left inside stomach at the waist line of the bikini... Don't know what it is but there is one there. Sorry to crush someone's thoughts.
Posted by: Spudsy | August 10, 2006 11:07 AM
two words. fucking beautiful
Posted by: Daniel | August 11, 2006 03:31 PM
Wow...you people ARE Pathetic....go find a girlfriend
Posted by: Ty | August 12, 2006 05:29 PM
she is so fuckin hot if she known what i will do to her she be like oh my god yea!!!!
Posted by: mickey | September 3, 2006 04:06 PM