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July 28, 2005

Kari Byron vs. Michael Dukakis

Remember when Michael Dukakis had that photo op in the tank? He's got nothing on Kari Byron from Mythbusters.

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And here she is showing her unique and mysterious glow. That's what photographers call "Magic Hour," huh?

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Enjoy. Remember, no obscene comments.

(Next week Nuclear Beef has some big plans for a set of mp3 posts. Until then, I'm clearing out some of my Kari Byron Pics backlog.. stay tuned for.. Nuclear Beef's Remix Week!)

July 27, 2005

Kari Byron Smiles

Phew. I've been out of state for the last week, but now I'm back.. with a vengence! Oh, and some more... Kari Byron pics! Today we have a pair of pics of Kari's radiant smile.

For those who are late to the party, Kari is a builder on Mythbusters.

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Enjoy, guys! And remember, please, no obscene comments.

As "Adam Savage" said in a comment on a previous post :
seriously, who would leave creepy stalkish comments, and honestly expect a favorable reply from, uh, anyone?

July 19, 2005

Kari Byron, Swinger

Here's a pair of Kari Byron pics from the Mythbusters episode where the build team tried to loop a playground swing.

Here's Kari rocking the fixed-arm swing at the circus school :

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And here she is.. rocking the 80s wristbands and headband, like she was Olivia Newton John :

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Enjoy.

(NOTE: If you leave filthy, nasty, overly lewd or insulting comments for Kari, I will censor them. Cmon now, have a little class, huh?)

July 18, 2005

Karsten Pflum Makes Tracks

Neo-Classic IDM Audio Beef Today. Karsten Pflum reminds us that IDM used to have haunting melodies.


'Alberts Dag'
'Falls'
by Karsten Pflum from his 2003 album Tracks on Worm Interface Records UK

With the current ascendency of breakcore and glitch, it's sometimes difficult to remember that ambient (and the IDM it became) used to focus heavily on melody. Karsten Pflum's 2003 album Tracks sounds like vintage Autechre and Squarepusher, only slightly updated. It's still quite good but what's most striking is how retro it seems conceptually.

A few themes all the way through? No chopped big band samples? No wacky humour or sudden tempo changes? How.. quaint.

Both 'Alberts Dag' are evocative and intricately programmed. If they were released in 1996, they would have been wildly successful. Released seven years later, they languish on an promising yet largely unheard first album by a Dane almost no one has ever heard of. The music hasn't changed, but we certainly have...

(Shouts go out to Dozer and Feldfunker, both of whom I think might appreciate this post.)

Kari Byron Rocks On

A few months ago, I posted two pics of Kari Byron, MythBuster from the Discovery Channel show. I noted that she is, well, smoking hot. Apparently the good people of the Internet agree, because they keep leaving love notes to Kari in the comments of that post.

Never let it be said that I resist giving the people what they want.

This post is the inagural post of a new category here at The Beef... Kari Byron Pics. I wonder how Kari feels about it?

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That's right, Kari.. this new category ROCKS.

For those who are late to the party, Kari is a whip-smart builder for the MythBusters. When she's not building weird mechanical devices.. she's looking like a movie starlet from the 1930s.

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Enjoy, guys.. feel free to leave your devotional pleas in the comments.

(And Kari? Holler at a brother! nuclearbeef AT gmail dot dot dot com)

July 10, 2005

The Robot Ate My (Genocide) Balls

Live Weird Conceptual Audio Weirdness Beef Today. The Robot Ate Me takes a San Francisco audience to the Genocide Ball.


'The Genocide Ball - Live At The Rickshaw Stop, San Francisco, CA - 07 06 05'
'The Genocide Ball - Album Version'
'Oh No! Oh My! (1994)'
by The Robot Ate Me from his 2002 album On Vacation

The Robot Ate Me is this weird guy from San Diego who sorta looks like Jesus, but not in a sacreligious way. He has three albums out, but the one I absolutely adore is 2002's 'On Vacation,' which was recently re-released by Kill Rock Stars Records.

'On Vacation' is a concept album. However, unlike a typical concept album about Unicorns or Pinball Wizards or what-have-you, 'On Vacation' is about genocide. Mr. Robot takes samples from early jazz records and sings plaintive, haunting and.. often quite funny songs over them. It sounds as if he's trying to illuminate the ridiculousness both of genocide and our reaction to it. I'm not sure how most people would react to this sort of juxtaposition, but I find it oddly fascinating.

To give you an idea of the sort of lyrics I'm talking about, here's some of 'Genocide Ball' :
Come put your shoes on
Lets go out tonight
There's a Genocide Ball to attend
Yeah fix your hair up
And put your lipstick on
We've got the ring-side seats to watch from
I'll bet on Jordan, you've got South Africa
You'll never know who'll win next
When Mr. Robot plays live, he interacts with the audience in a half-friendly/half-hostile fashion, although my roommate was witness to an infamous recent show at SF's Make Out Room where the half-friendly side of Mr. Ate Me stayed home. The live mp3 of 'Genocide Ball' has a good example of his on-stage persona.. I particularly enjoy when he exhorts the Audience thusly :
C'mon, I know it's hard [ to get up and dance ]
But people used to have fun at shows
So we're going to try to be like them

He jumped out into the audience and started dancing with members of the audience.. and then once everyone was bopping and grooving along.. started singing a song about genocide. When I spoke with him and his girlfriend after the show, she confessed that sometimes it makes her sad to see people dancing and smiling to such sad songs.

In particular she was talking about 'Oh No! Oh My! (1994)' which as you might surmise from the date and subject is a song about the Rwandan Genocide.

All the human Africans are statistics
Doesn't really matter if they die
I've got this career to salvage
And the press on my side
How many does it take to be a slaughter?
I can't use the word 'genocide'
Because I went to the convention
I didn't read what I signed

...
Oh, let's do laundry
Oh, let's bake a cake
Let's go out in to the sun
And... celebrate
When I hear this song, I think about just how blessed my life is.

Or, as I put it to Mr. Robot.. "Any day when you don't get hacked to death with a machete really is a cause for celebration." To add that eerie sensation, we have the biting (and IMO hilarious) suggestion that the politicians who refused to call it Genocide didn't actually read the conventon on genocide that they signed.

How can a song be so funny and so sad at the same time? Oh, the humanity.

(Sorry about the quality on the live MP3, it was recorded with the onboard mic of my mp3 player, which unsurprisingly can't handle the volume of a live show. Anyone out there have any suggestions as to a good, relatively inexpensive mic which I could somehow (portable pre-amp?) plug into the line-in of my MP3 player for recording shows? BTW, I first heard The Robot Ate Me on You Ain't No Picasso (via the Hype Machine Player, so I will give credit where it is due! Those who enjoy these MP3s may also be interested in this strange little film called Hitler's Hitparade which employs a similar technique of contrasting horror with everyday banality.)

July 07, 2005

100 Of, I Think, The Audio Video Beef They Have

100th Media Post Celebration Strong Bad Audio Beef Today. Lots of, I think, the nuclear beef they have.


'It's Like It Was Meant To Be' and 'Somebody Told Me (Now I Believe Them)' by Strong Bad, from his 2003 album Strong Bad Sings And Other Type Hits

This post is post number 100 in the category Audio Video Beef. Hooray for me!

The first Audio Video Beef post was this little snippet on March 2nd, 2004. Since then, I've posted a lot of music, a little video and a small amount of weird audio clips and speech. I'd like to think that I've stayed true to the original concept of Nuclear Beef, which Cyan and I came up with while watching this episode of Frontline/World a few years ago. We were so taken by the following exchange that we registered the domain and planned to make a site where we posted wacky media files.
BEN ANDERSON: Everywhere you go in North Korea, you see evidence of a country constantly prepared for war. One in ten North Koreans wears military uniform, and you often see army trucks carrying soldiers and weapons.

WILL DAWS: What was in there?

Mr. PAK: Beef.

BEN ANDERSON: [on camera] Lots of boxes of shells and machine guns.

Mr. PAK: Beef.

BEN ANDERSON: Are you afraid the beef will go off?

WILL DAWS: That was a lorry full of beef.

Mr. PAK: Right. Beef. Yeah.

BEN ANDERSON: Beef.

Mr. PAK: Yeah. Right.

BEN ANDERSON: Beef can mean trouble. Like if I have beef with you, it means I have a problem with you.

WILL DAWS: America has a beef with North Korea, you could say.

Mr. PAK: Lots of, I think, the nuclear beef they have. [laughter]

So there it is, the top secret origin of Nuclear Beef and its tagline. I would have posted this video snippet, but the Tivo it was on left my home and it's only available from PBS on VHS (ew) for.. $60.

A few months after I got the site up and running, Ready Rock Moe Rex suggested that I start music blogging, and here we are, 100 posts of Fresh Beef later.

Today's mp3s are dedicated to you, the loyal Beef reader. It's like it was meant to be. We hope we've entertained and amused you over these last 100 posts, and that we'll continue to in the future. If not, I guess that's too bad for you because you ain't paying for it anyway.
It's like it was meant to be
I'm not kidding
I'm seriously not kidding
I'll never stop joking
Oh wait I will stop joking
Because I'm serious!
'Somebody Told Me (Now I Believe Them)' is a special long distance dedication to all the haters. I may be an 'Islamophobe' and a 'war-monger' but I still have better taste in music than you do. Darwin up, you down.
Somebody told me
That you were so stupid
But I didn't believe them
But now I believe them
Everybody's stupid
Everybody's stupid
Everybody's stupid
But me!!!
(Sincere shoutouts go to everyone who has supported and enjoyed The Beef so far. Cinnacism, Cyan, Scotto At Comfort Music, DJ Benzi, Mishka, incitor, august, Siik, Mike From Empeme, Dozer, Aurgasm, Ready Rock Moe Rex, Anthony at The Hype Machine, Liza at Copy, Right?, Paul Shrug, Feldfunker, Forkclovestofu, Jeff At Beautiful Atrocities, Audra at Raised By Wolfmanns, Fresyes, The Cue Champ, and everyone else I forgot. Extra extra extra special shoutouts to the artists without whose music this would not have been possible.)