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Ineffable Anti-American Comedy Audio Beef Today. Not Music!

'I'm Not an American, I'm a Nymphomaniac', audio clip from the 2003 film The Saddest Music In The World

This is a special gem of a clip, exactly the sort of media for which our forefathers created Nuclear Beef, lo this single year ago. Give it a listen, here's a partial transcript:

[MAN and WOMAN get into bus, driven by BUS DRIVER]

BUS DRIVER : Are you an American?

WOMAN : I'm not an American, I'm a nymphomaniac!

BUS DRIVER : Well, as long as you're not American, you can be whatever you like.

WOMAN : [ gestures towards man ] Well, he's an American!

BUS DRIVER : You're mistaken! He may have the stink of America on him, but I assure you, he's Canadian. 100 percent!

Ah, the stink of America. Must be the reason for the classic look on the guy burning the American flag up there... smells like... freedom. I'm sorry to say, the quote doesn't make much sense in context, either.

Enjoy the Audio Beef, and remember: As long as you're not an American, you can be whatever you like!