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June 29, 2004

A Cure For Work

In honor of those of you who are at work right now, here's a Cure for those work-a-day blues. Before the days of mashups, there were plain old covers. Here's two excellent covers of everyone's favorite gayemo band, The Cure!

The Love Cats by Tricky from his 2003 album Vulnerable

A beat that only Tricky would have put together, with more instruments than you notice at first listen. Try to spot the ringing telephone! Tricky and his singer Martine do their patented mumbling and seductive singing (respectively) on a cover which honors the energy of the original. The extra drums on the chorus and solid vocal performances pull it all together. Too bad the rest of the album isn't this good.

In Between Days by Ben Folds from the 2003 Speed Graphic EP

Ben makes this sound like both the Cure song that it is.. and a Ben Folds song. How? I don't care, because it sounds great.

June 23, 2004

Research? Why Bother?

Beastie Boys CD installs Virus
By Thomas C Greene

According to a recent thread at BugTraq, an executable file is automatically and silently installed on the user's machine when the CD is loaded. The file is said to be a driver that prevents users from ripping the CD (and perhaps others), and attacks both Windows boxen and Macs.
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On Windows, when a CD is loaded, a text file called autorun.inf is read,and any instructions within it are executed. In this case, the machine is instructed to install some manner of DRM driver that prevents copying. We haven't seen either the .inf file or any of the executables, so we can't say how or at what level it accomplishes this - or if indeed it actually does accomplish this.

But assuming that the unconfirmed reports are accurate, we have here a media company infecting users' machines silently with a file that affects a computer's functionality, without first obtaining informed consent: a likely violation of pretty much every jurisdiction's anti-hacking laws.

Wow, that's one quality piece of "journalism" there, Thomas Greene!

I mean, how would he have been able to obtain a copy of the Beastie Boys CD to verify this? Must have been prohibitively difficult, which is why his editor had to go to press without verifying, you know, the thing that the article is about. It's not like Greene could have gone down to the music store and bought a copy, right?

Amazon Release Date :
Audio CD - June 15, 2004

Inadequately Researched Article Publishing Date :
Published Wednesday 23rd June 2004 11:18 GMT

Stunning.

UPDATE: As JR points out in another forum (quoted from the above article) :
The infected CD is being distributed worldwide except in the USA and UK, which prevents us from giving a firsthand report. However, according to hearsay, we gather that the Windows version exploits the 'autorun' option, and that the Mac version affects the auto play option.

Oops. My general point about reporting on things a journalist cannot personally verify stands, but I acknowledge that his laziness is not as extreme as it previously appeared. I still believe that Greene should verify matters of fact before reporting on them, as any journalist should. I'm not a journalist, but I'm quite sure I could aquire a non US/UK version of this CD given a week or so.

Hug A Rabbi!

I've noticed recently that "abu ghraib anagram" is listed in my search terms. I'm not sure exactly how, but I'll take all the hits I can get. So in the spirit of internet wh0redom, here are some sinister anagrams for "Abu Ghraib." I expect the hits to come rolling in.

AHA BIG RUB

Yes, that big pile of semi-nude men rubbing each other was hee-larious.

"Aha!" indeed. *

HI ARAB BUG

The Arabs did "bug" out in response.

A HABIB RUG

Who doesn't like a nice Middle Eastern Rug?

A RABBI HUG

Or a hug from a Rabbi?

A RABBI UGH

Hrm. There seems to be a sort of mixed message emerging... another enigmatic Middle East mystery. A shadowy conspiracy involving.. Rabbis! Maybe this is the big break that The Beef needs to break into the upper echelons of blogdom!

  • This, like the rest of the entry, is a joke. Don't be a spaz and take it too seriously. Please!

June 22, 2004

Downsides of American Approach to Medicine

10 Million Women Who Lack Cervices Still Get Pap Tests

As many as 10 million women who have had hysterectomies and who no longer have a cervix are still getting Pap tests, a new study finds.
[...]
"We were actually quite surprised. [...]These women are being screened for cancer in an organ that they don't have."
[...]
Dr. Noller said he tried to dissuade women who do not need Pap tests.

"I will present the facts to them," he said. "I will try to talk them out of it."

But, he said, "if they still insist, I would probably do it."

Meanwhile the Primary Category for this post is "Stupid Stuff".
Does the selection of the Primary Category have any affect on
what we see (not in my browser so far) ? And what are Pings ?
This Movable Type manual is complicated, but perhaps someone
has a short explanation.

June 21, 2004

Hoodwinked by the Daily Show

Officials caught off-guard by irreverent 'Daily Show'
Jill LaVine, Sacramento County's top elections official, didn't expect her cable television debut to go like this.

LaVine, still in her first year on the job, had just given a full explanation of the threats facing California's electoral system when her interviewer asked for clarification.

"Now, can you take that long-ass answer and put it in a nutshell like I asked you?" said Rob Cordrry, one of the satirical correspondents for "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart," Comedy Central's Emmy-winning send-up of the media, public officials and the news.

LaVine stammered, and a perplexed look crossed her face. She started again. "Elections in California are a mess," she said.
...
LaVine, for one, said she feels a bit "hoodwinked" by her treatment during the interview.

She had never heard of "The Daily Show" before agreeing to the interview.
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"Don't you think blacks should be given more than one vote to make up for that whole slavery thing?" Cordrry asked LaVine. "P. Diddy's got to be worth two votes, and Justin Timberlake, he's worth two votes, even though he's not black or anything."

Without cracking a smile, LaVine deadpanned, "That doesn't address the issue here."
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"We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget," [Stewart] said. "And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there."

Apparently Jon Stewart doesn't want you getting your political viewpoint from the Daily show either! At least it's on the surface with these guys.. not like those partisan hacks at The Onion.

August on the hooks.

Fresh Produce(rs)

Music For Robots just linked this quality Large Professor track so I thought I'd kick in a few all-star producer-driven tracks.

B.M.T. by Towa Tei featuring Mos Def and Biz Markie from Towa Tei's 1998 album Sound Museum

Now.. since this beat is FAST and FUNKY... Bizmark rips it like only Biz can, Mos Def on the hook (???) and a slamming electronic beat from Dee-lite's Towa Tei. If you don't get it, imagine it on a gigantic wall of subwoofers. OOOOOMMM BEEEE DOOOOMM.

People, Places and Things by Prince Paul featuring MF Doom, Chubb Rock and Wordsworth from Prince Paul's 2003 album Politics of the Business

Legendary De La Soul producer Prince Paul re-works a frequently used sample into a quirky and bumping track. All of the MCs come correct, with Chubb Rock and Wordsworth name-dropping MCs and MF Doom name dropping Screech (Saved By The Bell) and Mork (from Ork). A good example of how a star producer can bring together disparate MCs on a track and make it sound ill.

Appreciate by Pete Rock featuring CL Smooth from Pete Rock's 2004 Album Soul Survivor 2

Pete Rock has produced and remixed for just about everyone, but IMO he was always hottest with his partner CL Smooth. Here's a sentimental track in which CL Smooth reminisces about his life and those he appreciates. I dare you not to smile and reminisce about those you love while listening to this track.

June 18, 2004

I Have Given Myself Permission to Like Kelis

I'm sure this tune is blowing up the commercial radio right now, but all you people that don't get enough Clear Channel in your diet should check out the illing beatx0r (production by Dallas Austin) that promises to send your 2step dub inspired ass straight to overplayed radio hit land. You can peep the viddy too.

Radio hit, you say? Same old overhyped garbage? Taste-less? I thought so too, until I saw her photo. Pick it up and support the beautiful people!

Trick Me by Kelis from her 2003 album Tasty.

June 16, 2004

If You Don't Kno (You Better Ask Somebody)

Recently I've really been feeling the beats of producer Kno of the Cunninlynguists. He's done the beats for both of their albums as well as Kno vs. Hov : The White Albulum, another in the endless series of Jay Z "Black Album" remixes. Except his is actually good!

Anyway, on to the tracks..

Thugged Out Since Cub Scouts from Cunninlynguists 2001 album Will Rap For Food.

A good introduction to Kno's style. Very heavily sample driven, but doesn't suffer from the repetition of most sampled Hip-Hop production. When's the last time you heard someone give the melodica the full dub treatment in a track with a MC over it? Funny lyrics too!

Falling Down from the Cunninlynguists 2003 album Southernunderground

Here's another example of Kno's versatility. The strings, the haunting vocal samples. Then at about 1:40, he hits it with a blast from his beat weasel and suddenly you're listening to an Eminem-style violence rap over Squarepusheresque madness. Ill. 3 different MCs.. 6 different beats. All this in 6 minutes. Respect.

Lucifer by Jay-Z from 2004's Kno vs. Hov : The White Albulum

Kno has a DEEP sample library. The sample here is used in the same manner as the original (Kanye West's sampling of Max Romeo's (Lee Perry Produced) "Chase the Devil"). The haunting vocal sample permeates the track and empahsizes the meloncholic "Lucifer" lyric from Jay-Z.

June 14, 2004

Patriotic Porno

Some of you may have heard of Paris Hilton. The "star" of Fox's The Simple Life and some x-rated something something.

Well, it turns out that the guy who appeared in this (not particularly erotic) video has decided to put it out on DVD.

A friend of mine was watching this DVD (not me, really!) and captured the patriotic memorial intro (NOT SAFE FOR WORK, 1.5MB, XViD). This touching tribute to 9/11 in a HARD CORE PORNO MOVIE is exactly the sort of thing that makes America truly great.

Here's a screen-shot of what you're in for.

He must have only had one night in Paris because he's such an incredibly inept lover. Err.. so.. says my friend.. who watched the video. U S A! U S A!

Pledge of Allegiance Case

My name is Mishka and Darwin invited me to join this forum :-) I'll introduce myself gradually as I post.

So there is a fairly important Supreme Court ruling today in the Pledge of Allegiance case:

Newdow ruling

But it's impossible to get even a barely accurate picture from The New York Times.

This is the prime example of journalism incompetence, almost beyond belief:

Court Ruling Keeps Pledge Intact but Leaves 'God' Issue Unsettled

The court held today that the plaintiff, Michael Newdow, did not have standing to bring a suit challenging the pledge as presently worded. Eight justices agreed that Dr. Newdow, a nonpracticing lawyer who is also a physician, cannot qualify as a legal representative of his 10-year-old daughter, on whose behalf he filed suit.

[...]
Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist and Justices Sandra Day O'Connor and Clarence Thomas wrote separately, concurring with the Stevens opinion that Dr. Newdow lacked standing to sue. But the three justices went further, asserting in language that many people had hoped would come from the Supreme Court as a whole, that the pledge with the "under God" phrase is indeed constitutional.

Of course, it's all wrong. Rehnquist, O'Connor, and Thomas dissented from the ruling that Dr. Newdow lacked the standing to sue. They decided that he has the standing. Which is why they considered the merits of the case, and decided that it's OK to have "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. Hence they've concurred in the judgement reversing the decision that "under God" is unconstitutional, but not in the opinion. It's amazing that the guy cannot even report a relatively short decision without a super-distortion...

June 10, 2004

When Is a Cite Not a Cite?

When it's wrong, of course!

This December 2003 Deroy Murdock Piece in The National Review contains the following passage :
President Reagan's February 6, 1986 State of the Union address included this specific passage where he says the word "AIDS" five times: We will continue, as a high priority, the fight against Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS). An unprecedented research effort is underway to deal with this major epidemic public health threat. The number of AIDS cases is expected to increase. While there are hopes for drugs and vaccines against AIDS, none is immediately at hand. Consequently, efforts should focus on prevention, to inform and to lower risks of further transmission of the AIDS virus. To this end, I am asking the Surgeon General to prepare a report to the American people on AIDS.

This is significant, because critics of Reagan's response to AIDS cite the date he first talked publicly about AIDS (May 31, 1987) as being callously late in the course of the epidemic. Murdock uses the appearance of AIDS in such a major speech to attempt to falsify the claim that Reagan did not give AIDS due public attention.

Unfortunately for Reagan and Deroy Murdock, the quotation given is not from Reagan's Address Before a Joint Session of Congress on the State of the Union on February 4th, 1986.

It's from his February 6th, 1986 Message to the Congress on America's Agenda for the Future which contains the following quotation :
We will continue, as a high priority, the fight against Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS). An unprecedented research effort is underway to deal with this major epidemic public health threat. The number of AIDS cases is expected to increase. While there are hopes for drugs and vaccines against AIDS, none is immediately at hand. Consequently, efforts should focus on prevention, to inform and to lower risks of further transmission of the AIDS virus. To this end, I am asking the Surgeon General to prepare a report to the American people on AIDS.

Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. It is unclear whether this "message" was given as a speech, but speeches seem to be listed in the Public Papers of the President: Ronald Reagan, 1981-1988 as "Address to" or "Remarks to" instead of "Message to." Its formatting also seems to indicate that it was not delivered as a speech. This is not, of course, conclusive proof that Reagan did not speak the words of his "message." Nevertheless, it is clear that the public profile of this "message" from Reagan could not possibly approach that of a State of the Union Address. Timeswatch noticed this mistake on December 17th, 2003.

With Reagan's passing, Murdock's inaccurate cite has been making the blog rounds again. I happened to notice it was inaccurate today, after searching for the original cite. If anyone has a copy of the source he cites (The Age of Reagan, 1964-1980: The Fall of the Old Liberal Order), I'd be curious whether its author (Steven F. Hayward) also cites Reagan incorrectly.

A Google search produces no correction. This must be that fabled accuracy and accountability they have in journalism!

I have emailed Murdock via the NRO and will update if I receive any response.

UPDATE : Reagan URLs were reversed. Oops!

UPDATE: To clarify, my curiousity regards the 1986 cite which Murdock incorrectly attributes to the SOTU, not the 1985 press conference cite. As noted, Reagan answered a question about AIDS in 1985. The perspective Murdock attempts to refute is the idea that Reagan did not give sufficient public profile to AIDS. Two public statements about AIDS in two years (85-87) do not materially support his case. A mention in the nationally televised State of the Union would, however, which is why I consider this error notable.

June 08, 2004

Terrorists Attack Ronald Reagan

Moe Rex put out a call for MP3 bloggers to post Reagan-related material to commemorate National Reagan Rememberance Week.

Terrorist Attack by Popular Front off the 1986 12" Single Terrorist Attack.

I have no information whatsoever about this record. That said, it is as relevant today as it was when these crazy freaks recorded it in 1986.

Check out the rocking Ronnie samples and the slammin' automatic weapons breakdown. Thrill at Ronald's relentless dissing of Moamar Khadaffi! Marvel at the 80s disco-rap about how terrorists are "animals" and should be opposed by "civilized" people! (somehow oddly prescient when viewed in light of 9/11...)

Rest in peace, Ronald Reagan.

You'll only be Rocking Ronnie in 80s Art-of-Noise knock-offs now.

(The extended entry contains label details if anyone cares. )

Popular Front - Terrorist Attack! (vocal mix) 5:16
Popular Front - Terrorist Attack! (dub mix) 5:21

Produced By Will Grega/Randy Jones/Doug Price/Arnold Rodriguez

Arranged and Produced by Popular Front.
Blew Rouge Music Comp./Roba

ZYX records, 1986.
Catalog # ZYX 5409.
Made in Germany.

Girls of the World

Sometimes I Wish I Were a Boy by Lesley Gore from Growin' Up Too Fast: The Girl Group Anthology

Who hasn't wished that they were a boy? Even in the 1950s, people were confused about gender issues! Lesley puts in a fabulous vocal performance regarding what a girl can and can't do.

I Want You Back by Girl Talk from their 2002 "album" Secret Diary

Midwest glitcher Gregg Gillis takes sampling/resampling to the next level. A reworking of Lil' Romeo's "My Baby" chopped and horrified into submission. Of course, the original track contains a smoking Jackson Five sample which permeates this over-the-top remix. Jay-Z makes a guest appearance!

The Melbourne Shuffle by Michael Forshaw off "The Last Starfighter EP" from 2003.

There's no link directly to the piece of vinyl this comes from, because availability for cutting edge electronic dance music is complete shit. This is due to the total size of the addressable market. There's a whole rant here about how this keeps people from purchasing and enjoying music they really love, but I'll just skip it. You can hear (but not necessarily purchase) more of Mr. Forshaw's music at his website, linked above.

This particular track expresses an ultra-modern approach to romance and the act of physical love. Also a tweaking melody and low end to make the bass bins go bananas. I've often felt that anyone who gets why I love this track so would truly understand my musical taste. Hell.. fuck.. yeah.

June 06, 2004

Slack Massacre in Jenin!

Nightlife, in Jenin?
Before the intifada, remittances from legal and illegal laborers in Israel (and a good deal of auto theft) fueled the local economy. But crossing into Israel illegally is now a thing of the past, a task too difficult and too dangerous. Back outside the Chamber of Commerce, marijuana and cigarette smoke mingled as several dozen men waited, some in vain, for permits. They hoped to gain permission to purchase or sell cheaply made clothes in Israel, or fruit, or anything that would put food on the table. In perfect Hebrew, the men there explained that stability had returned, but jobs remain elusive. It seemed like the town's new mantra.
I guess unemployed slackers are the same everywhere.. getting stoned while waiting in line for a handout!

via the Big Guy

June 01, 2004

Coordinated With = Coordinated By

Cheney Office 'Coordinated' Halliburton Deal
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A Pentagon e-mail said Vice President Dick Cheney's office "coordinated" a multibillion-dollar Iraq reconstruction contract awarded to his former employer Halliburton, Time magazine reported on Sunday.

The e-mail, sent by an Army Corps of Engineers official on March 5, 2003, said Douglas Feith, a senior Pentagon official, provided arrangements for the RIO contract, or Restore Iraqi Oil, between Halliburton and the U.S. government, Time said.

The e-mail said Feith, who reports to Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz, approved arrangements for the contract "contingent on informing WH (White House) tomorrow. We anticipate no issues since action has been coordinated w VP's (vice president's) office."

Why are people starting to tune out mainstream media? Maybe it's because of breathless non-story "stories" like this one.

Pop quiz, Reuters.. is there any difference between "coordinated by" and "coordinated with"? It even says that Douglas Feith (not in the Vice President's Office) was responsible for the contracting. If the Pentagon kept the White House informed, that seems like uh.. their.. job.

Where's the beef, guys?

A. on the hooks.