Wake Up With Martha Stewart
Wake Up To Martha Stewart, Every Day!
As much as certain friends of mine might like it, the idea of waking up next to Martha Stewart every day terrifies me. Never mind waking up next to her.. at K-Mart! I shudder to think what sort of bender one would have to go on to wake up at K-Mart. I guess Martha is going to be waking up next to someone new soon. Maybe Rosie can give her some pointers on how to "Slam Bush."
UPDATE: SAVE MARTHA!
UPDATE: I totally pwned Instapundit on the "Slams Bush" headline.