Nuclear Beef

Wal Mart Greeter Steals Baby Formula From K-Mart, Kills Himself

The recent death of a Whitehall Township resident charged with stealing $140 worth of baby formula from a South Whitehall Township Big Kmart shed new light on the growing problem.

The man, who worked as a Wal-Mart greeter, routinely sold formula to convenience store owners in the Allentown area, said Whitehall Township police Chief Theodore D. Kohuth.

Apparently upset about his shoplifting arrest 10 days earlier at the Big Kmart, the man stabbed himself to death on Feb. 12 in his apartment, Kohuth said.

I linked this in the last post but upon closer inspection I think this deserves its own moment in the sun

What kind of guy stabs himself to death over baby food?